Ask-Eyeless-Jack

Um... H-how do I even begin?... I think I should start off with an apology for being absent for so long... I have lost track of the days... Or has it been months? Oh my... It has been months, hasn't it?..... You see, when you are a...being such as myself, you tend to find yourself in somewhat dangerous situations... A-and you see, it is sort of difficult to stay in full contact... It is also quite overwhelming... Seeing all the questions and statements that need to be answered... I sort of... Cower away into the darkness... Speaking with others is not really a thing I do very often..... Ahem, a-anyway... If you are... Disappointed that I have

I-I am needed in the "Pasta Realm", as some may call it, for important reasons that I cannot say... Secret things. All I am allowed to say is there is to be a Council of the Great Zalgo. So, forgive me if I do not reply. I shall be back again when the Council is done... Who knows how long it may take though... Hopefully soon. <3

Oh... Oh my... I sincerely do apologize for not... Being very active on here... I have been very overwhelmed with the thought of speaking with humans like this actually... But I think I feel more confident now. I am so sorry for being so shy and for making you wait this long. Between hiding under beds, carrying out orders from the great Hivemind (you may know him as just "Zalgo"), and just some things like that; I haven't really had much time to get used to this human communication technology. Lately I have gotten the hang of the whole concept, so now I think it is time to answer some unanswered questions. Th-thank you for being so patient